Some of these are so awful you'll either laugh or cry

Send me the worst ones you've heard - or even better idea, send me the ones that have worked!
From not so subtle chat up lines, to pure cheesey chat up lines you'll find them listed here.

I'm sorry, but I couldn't help but notice you over here not noticing me.'

Hey, does this rag smell like cloroform to you?

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

Hi, I'm Mr Right. Are you looking for me?

You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go fuck.

Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you I'd be coming, too.

Wanna play house? You be the front door and I'll bang you all night long.

If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.

If you were a car, I would wax you and ride you all over town.

Excuse me, do you wanna fuck, or should I apologize.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.

Hi my name is _______. Remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night long.

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap B&B.

Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I'll go choo choo.

You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.

The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.

Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?

We should do it after my crabs clear up.... or now if you have time.

I guess you'll do

Wanna screw?

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

so, I see you wear shoes. Me too! want to have sex

do you want a ride on the greatest ride ever come here (then point to the genital area)

(Wet shirts with finger) ''lets get out of these wet clothes

so, want to come back to my place for pizza and sex? no? don't like pizza?

You don't sweat much for a fat chick.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or shall I walk by again?

how do you like your eggs in the morning? scrambled or fertilized?

How you doin'?

So....How am I doin'?

Here I am! Ok, you have two wishes left...

Was your father a farmer?.. 'Cause you're one fine ho!

Your eyes are bluer than the water in my toilet

If your body was a map of the world can u guess which continent I'd visit first - - Australia cause its the land down under >.>

you must be tired...you've been running through my mind all day

if I told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me?

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

Be unique and different, say yes.

Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?

Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!

I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.

Wow! Are you really as beautiful as you seem or do you remind me of myself?

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

How was heaven when you left it?

Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?

Hi, I'm foreign. I've got Russian hands and Roman fingers.