(This is a little too naughty to put onto our nice humour site,
but it
was so hilarious I had to share it with some Usenet friends :-)
The Eleventh Husband!!
Message 1 - posted by Yvette (U5736448) , Dec 19, 2007
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced
10
husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please
be gentle;
I'm still a virgin".
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that
be if you've been married
ten times.?"
Well, husband No.1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling
me how
great it was going to be.
Husband No. 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure
how it
was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get
back with me.
Husband No. 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything
checked
out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up and
running.
Husband No. 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had
the
order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband No. 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process
but he
wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state
of
the-art method.
Husband No.6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how
but he
wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband No. 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he
was never
sure how to position it.
Husband No. 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.
Husband No. 9 was a Gynaecologist; all he did was look at it.
Husband No. 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was........
God I
miss him.
"But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".
"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?"
"You're with the "GOVERNMENT...
This time I KNOW I am going to get
SCREWED."
(Talk about an anti-climax) |
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